Another Killing-Babies-In-Incubators Story?

Get ready Anderson Cooper, Oprah and you spin-boys at the Council on Foreign Relations… Malala has no brain damage after being shot in the head at point blank range. So start the sweeps-week contest. She’ll be right as rain in a few days to start campaigning on her timeless message of more drone strikes against the “evil doers’ in Pakistan!

The medical tests done on Malala Yousafzai after a bullet was successfully removed from the gunshot victim have revealed that her brain had not sustained any damage, reported Express News on Friday” Express Tribune Oct. 122 2012

Let me see if I can get this straight… Malala was shot in the head and neck at point blank range by two Taliban “hitmen” on a van along with another girl, who doesn’t seem to be injured

Malala was shot twiceonce in the head and once in the neck — but her wounds were not life-threatening, according to Tariq Mohammad, a doctor at the main hospital in Mingora.” RT

… but in fact, she wasn’t actually shot in the neck even though the first doctor said she was and they carefully covered up her neck in all the pictures of her but this one …which shows her neck is just fine.

Then, as the story goes, the bullet that went into her skull from the front temple above her left eye, traveled through her head, down through her neck and lodged itself in her shoulder, that bullet, fired by an evil Taliban member, did absolutely no damage to her brain as it bounced around inside her head til it slipped down her neck and into her shoulder? Do I got that right? That’s the story? That’s what we are running with on this one? Good, just so long as I got the water cooler talking points right…


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