Mayday, Mayday, Mayday!

Mayday. Mayday. Mayday. This is the United States of America. Our pilot and crew are under the influence of unseen forces. Our position is unknown and our time is growing short. We have 311 million souls on board. We are in urgent need of assistance…


  1. One of the 99% says:

    I am concerned that no one has answered the Mayday. This can’t be a good sign.

  2. JimmyG says:

    Prepare for impact!!!

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